Have you had work done? The plastic surgery question is never far below the surface.

Phyllis Diller portrait
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This is the acid test of our age. Do we or don’t we? After mentioning that I had IPL(intense pulsed laser) to blast sun damage off my face last year, a friend asked if I had other “work done.”  Nope. I don’t have the courage or the currency but I certainly have fantasized about getting an eyebrow lift for my eyelids or a “lifestyle lift” for my wandering jaw. I’ve pinched and pulled my face before mirrors trying to imagine a new, improved visage but look like catwoman gone mad.

Do you know what’s involved in a brow lift? They cut your scalp above the hairline and pull your face up, then snip and close. It’s positively medieval!

And don’t get me started on fillers & freezers. The idea of sludge being injectioned into my face makes me feel weak in the knees. And the freak show of faces with perma-smiles and glassy foreheads makes Botox a no go as well.

So, no, I haven’t had any work done. But if they ever figure out a pain-free, freak free (Heidi Montag & Phyllis Diller come to mind) way to stop my face from falling to my ankles, I will certainly reconsider. Meanwhile, I will religiously use a mega SPF sunscreen the rest of my days.

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